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The Last Word on Nutrition

July 8, 2010 · 3 comments

Below is “The Last Word on Nutrition,” which combines the results of many independent scientific studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

The Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies and cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British, Australians or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Just wanted to add a little levity to your day!

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Becky July 9, 2010 at 12:54 pm

Love it! That was very funny…thanks for giving me a laugh today! :)

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Lisa July 11, 2010 at 11:51 am

Hi Becky and Keya! Glad to bring a smile :)

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Keya July 10, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Soooo funny! I needed a good laugh.

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